Things to do before you dieSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Make sure you tell him this.There is nothing we early-20s males love more than hearing our mothers tell us they expect grandchildren.
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Pretender, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:08,
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I don't expect it!!I suggested it about a year ago and he pissed himself laughing.
Then about a month ago him and his mates were sat around talking about how when they have kids they can't wait to get them into computer games and music. It was quite sweet.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:36,
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My mam knows only too well that if I ever fathered a child, I'd lose all patience and the hurl the fucking thing through a plate-glass window before it was a month old.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:40,
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My mum nearly did thatto my second brother. It was only as a neighbour came round to take him off her that she really didn't throw him through the window!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:44,
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