Good point, ROF but
No - and apologies to the Tom Cruise crew, who have my utmost sympathies - but if I had but one bullet it would have to be fired at 'gangsta' Tim Westwood. It wouldn't be a drive-by though. I'd just walk straight into his studio and pop him right between the eyes...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:34, 2 replies)

didn't you already try that a few years ago?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/398123.stm
you Gangsta you!
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:25, closed)

Has he done something bad?

I always thought he was ‘a bit of a twat’ but that’s hardly a reason to off the sucka.

If I had just one bullet I’d shoot the guy across the road who puts his bins out early every week. As it happens I have a couple of thousand bullets, so he’s safe.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:56, closed)

Ooh, a thousand bullets...
Tim wigga Westwood, Defo Tom Cruise, one of my aunts (just for the hell of it), a few premier league footballers, perhaps a couple of prostitutes, Keira Knightly and Orland Bloom (mushroom rounds for both of them), Dale Winton, one of my neighbours, selected at random as a warning to the others to not initiate polite conversation with me, Michael Buble, the entire cast of Eastenders. Then just some strangers, I suppose. Oh, and Julia Roberts. Russell Brand, too - kneecaps for him, then genitals, then one to the temple. God, this is therapeutic.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:59, closed)