I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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First!Well, I better make this a good one, it'll take a while to type up, to in the meantime, this story will contain:
Insomnia, gin, murder, a white van, penetration and full nudity...
Back in the days of my student-hood, I lived in a quiet street in Surrey.
I’m a poor sleeper at the best of times, due to various “special” things about me, so I would often be very awake at stupid times of the night/morning.
The night in question, I had been tossing and turning, *ahem*, for several hours, and at about 4am I decided to get up and have a glass of water.
A little wobbly on my feet from too much gut-rotting cheap gin, I made my way to the kitchen, bollock-swingingly naked, only to see a white van speed down the road, out of our street, and away.
“Odd”, I thought, and then went back to bed…
-----One Week Later-----
Came back from my lecture on human parasitic worms to find the street crawling with police, cordons up, and various other excitements.
Turned out that the gentleman who lived in the house opposite had been stabbed.
A week ago…
In the bath.
The resulting man-soup had started to smell, prompting the people next door to call the police.
Turned out that the van I saw had been “relevant to police enquiries”.
Link to the story for the unbelievers… news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4856384.stm
Length was about 6 foot of brown slime. With bones in. *shudders*
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Cawl, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:55,
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EeewNasty.
I know what you mean about not sleeping. Every night I lie there tossing and tossing and tossing...
Takes me ages to get off...
*Ahem*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:40,
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Where you live!I hope you didnt have anything to put in the Stalked QOTW as the BBC report sez where ya live! D'oh!
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Well, it's not a problem, asI don't live there any more, so I'm not particularly worried
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Cawl, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:57,
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