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Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."

Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Not my story...
...but one of my favourites.

Many years ago, some of my friends used to do the rubber-sword live action RP - dressing up as orcs and running about in the woods hitting each, that sort of thing.
One Sunday a group of four or five were driving back in a van from an event where they had been playing Knights Templar when, driving past a bus stop, they happened to see some bloke pushing a girl about.
I often wonder what went through the minds of the bloke and girl as a battered transit van pulled up next to them and a gang of knights in shining armour piled out. They restrained the bloke, hailed a cab and paid for it to take the girl home, and then gave the man a short homily: "Remember, son, hitting women is wrong - and we're watching", before leaping back into the van and screeching away.

I wish I'd been there.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:19, 9 replies)
I second that!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 15:23, closed)
oh man, i would have LOVED to witness that

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:13, closed)
good on you sir
for finding a funny story for this QOTW!

Made me laugh, and click
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 14:12, closed)
set up a squad in each town nationwide
The shock factor would be enough to curb most crime!

(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 17:54, closed)
It;s a shame
that they weren;t doing some kind of spanish inquisition thing:
'No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!'
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 10:18, closed)
Ah yes,
great story there. Have a click.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 15:15, closed)
Did they...
...whack him about with a foam-rubber sword shouting "Double Damage! Double Damage!" by any chance?

Say yes.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 16:58, closed)
Lightning bolt!
Lightning bolt!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 18:15, closed)
More likely "Quad through!" knowing those players.

At least this was post dye-weapons days.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 18:22, closed)

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