I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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want some help?My mates dad was at home on afternoon, when he heard some movement from next door.
Outside his neighbours house was a removal van. In his dressing gown he opens the door and watches the men carrying all sorts of items into the large box van.
'do you want some help there lads' he shouts
'nah, its ok mate, weve nearly finished' comes the reply.
Mate's dad then smiles and waves, then goes back inside to watch a bit more TV. Cue 5pm when his neighbours come back from work. and the police are called,
Yup, you guessed it, they were robbing his neighbours house.... and he volunteered to help...
i love that story..
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:34, 1 reply)
your mate's dad...has a door in his dressing gown???
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 12:12,
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