I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Outside the same pub as previously, a few years laterI saw one man chase another with a fuck off big carving knife. Out the door of the pub they ran, the unarmed fella fleeing ahead of the knife weilding looney. Seconds later they return, and unarmed man has been upgraded with a hatchet. Where the fuck he got it from, I've no idea.
So, tables turned, hatchet man chases knife boy off down the street. This is getting interesting I think, when seconds later, both assailants come chargin back down the street, pursued by the cops, lights flashing, siren going, and disappear off up the original street the unarmed man was escaping down. If I'd got it on film (this was 16 years ago, so no fancy camera phone alas), it would have perfectly suited the Benny Hill theme tune.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:16,
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UnarmedI had an image in my head of Venus de Milo being chased by the knife-wielding loon.
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