
Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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The security guard at my workplace witnessed a crime, when a man turned up in reception one Saturday. The guard dutifully asked who he was, and the man replied "I'm here to collect the laptops".
"Ah OK" said the guard, and let him in.
The man signed in as "A. Laptop" and returned half an hour later with a couple of armfuls.
"Cheerio then" said the guard. We had a new one the next week.
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:25, 2 replies)

The guy was probably on minimum wage and talked to like shit.
( , Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:28, closed)
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