I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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a crime which is oft mistoldDid a haiku last week, so here's a tanka:
(rhymes with BANKER!)
That bitch Goldilocks
Fucking hooligan she was
Broke in and entered
Leaving D.N.A. on spoons
At the house of the three bears
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:47,
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Now...You're just showing off.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:11,
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I see now...Your a sweary, hard drinking, fighting gal with the heart of a poet.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:40,
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...I was very recently informed by my 5 year old that Goldilocks was NOT eaten by the bears, they merely growled a bit, she apologized, then she left the house.
There is no justice left in this world when, even in a nursery rhyme, the bad guy gets away with being bad.
liked your haiku by the way
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 5:41,
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