And somebody else's
Not mine but a friend's. Said friend was a hardcore Trekker. And one year he found himself at a convention in full uniform.
Since there had been reports of things going missing the con had asked volunteers to patrol the halls. Naturally this was done in full uniform, replica phaser on hip.
So, on the last night, my friend and his partner came round a corner to behold a proto-chav fiddling with the lock on a hotel room.
He saw them, panicked and legged it.

And that was when the other Trekker whipped out his phaser and shouted "Stop or I fire"

Yes, he stopped.
Yes, he put his hands up.
Yes, the guys down at the nick probably spent the rest of the night laughing at him.
(Big D, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:51, 5 replies)

Brilliant! :-D

(Mr._Pickles, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 18:00, closed)

Please...
Someone invent a time machine so I can go back and watch this!

Brilliant!

EDIT: Perhaps we could somehow slingshot around the sun in order to make time go backwards?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:15, closed)

No need to bother with the slingshot...
We could just infuse a transporter beam with some chronotron particles and beam people back.

Or we could just [technobabble] the [technobabble] with the [technobabble]. Just like a [random low-tech analogy].
(substatic, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 11:11, closed)

Have a click
Just because I'm a Trek geek too and I'd loved to have done it myself.
(MadBouncyDog Barking at the moon since, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 21:10, closed)

Fantastic!
That made my day. Live long and so on.
( Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 16:43, closed)