Today: My contribution to society
As most of you know, I used to serve the US government as a Marine. So this afternoon, after making my rounds of Valentine's joy (dropping flowers off at Mums and candy at all my Sister's houses) I was driving by a local middle school. (pre-teens)

As I approached the junction, where a crossing guard was directing traffic so the little ingrates could cross the street with little concern for traffic, I noticed one of the school crossing signs was moving radically back and forth. these are signs alerting you to an approaching cross walk and stand about 7 ft tall.

As I got closer, I could see, between the parked cars that two middle school girls were doing their best to knock the thing over. These signs things are STEEL and are planted in concrete, but their efforts were causing it to wobble significantly.

Oh, and this is in BROAD daylight. And an adult is stood not 10 ft from these little brats.

So, with my window down, I mustered up my old Marine Corps command voice and screamed: "YOU TWO! YOU NEED TO STOP DOING THAT RIGHT THE
F*&K NOW!"

The look on their faces was absolutely priceless. I am SURE they figured they were about to die or get shipped off to boot camp! :)

So yeah, I guess I am a Have-a-go Hero. Go ahead, click yes because you KNOW you want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall!
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 21:24, 5 replies)

Mix the meme
You're god-damn right i expensed the lap dancers!

anyway for the last line which still makes me smile
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 21:25, closed)

Niiiiiiiiice
It would have made it a better film if that line had been included!

Cheers!

Sean
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 22:23, closed)

Hey,
can you come over and yell at the horrible little vandals by my house?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 1:24, closed)

Huh?
"after making my rounds of Valentine's joy (dropping flowers off at Mums and candy at all my Sister's houses)"

Heh, where I am from you only give valentines stuff to people you are either shagging or you want to shag.

Anything you want to share? Promise not to judge you :)
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 7:31, closed)

HEY YOU!!!!
I want to be your drill instructor
I want to cut off all your hair
Sound off
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Sound off
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( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 9:04, closed)