I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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I live across from a pub.The entrance to this pub is directly opposite my bedroom window, but my window is on the first floor, so I get a good view of all the shenanigans going on outside below me.
Noone ever looks up.
Now, the bouncers in the pub are amazingly patient with the various pissed idiots they come across. I've even seen them apologise to someone and let them back into the place when they made a mistake. Good blokes, the type that should be a bouncer.
Anyway, when they throw someone out, it's ALWAYS the same sequence. They bundle them out, and stand by the door so they can't get back in. The punter will always get a bit shouty and ranty, but will stand just out of reach from the bouncer. Eventually, the shouty punter will get more aggressive, and try and force his way back in. The bouncers will push him away, and go inside and close the door, watching him through the window. The window is made up of those small little panes like you get in old houses.
EVERY SINGLE TIME the shouty punter will then punch one of the small windows, breaking it. Blood goes everywhere, usually quite a lot of it. Bouncers sigh and call the ambulance.
I don't even bother filming it anymore.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:29, Reply)
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