Griffin Close #4: This Wheel's on Fire
As a PG supervisor, I would find myself on duty a couple of nights a month on average. This meant a liability to be woken by security should anything interesting happen, or should freshers turn up from a club at 3am having lost their front door keys. In return for reduced rent, this was an easy job.

Just outside my window was a parking area. After at least two of my duty nights, I awoke in the morning to find a burnt-out chassis there. I often wonder whether I ought to have been more attentive to my responsibilities... before deciding that a nice deep and dreamless sleep is invariably a much better option.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 12:24, 7 replies)

Yay
for dereliction of duty!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 12:51, closed)

Sleep beats everything.
You keep up the good work.

Although for some reason, I'm now thinking that it'd be a good prank to sneakily put more and more random stuff (collecting burnt out cars etc. from around town) outside your window at night, in order to confuse you in the morning. I worry myself.

*awaits ignore from terrified Enzyme*
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 14:15, closed)

@Whumpus...
... that would be easily done, too. But, this being Gorton, few people would notice. Eheu!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 14:20, closed)

You are truly a loss...

to the security guard profession.

they should hail you as their king!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 16:21, closed)

Gorton?
Having lived in Manchester for about 4 years, I would love to know which hall it was...
(McFreedom, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 0:24, closed)

gorton?
why am I utterly unsurprised?
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 2:10, closed)

...
The hall was in Birmingham, about 8 or 9 years ago. (God, I'm old...) I just live in Gorton now.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 9:48, closed)