A Mans's Gotta Do What a Man's Gotta Do.
I was walking home from my now fiancee's house around midnight. It was freezing and the trip was gonna take me at least 45mins to get home (i was on foot). My fiancee had very kindly made me a hot drink before i left. Due to the cold weather and a lack of big coat i was now bursting for a Pee. Still thinks me 'I can hold it for a while longer'. As I walk between a row of houses I can smell burning. Turning the corner I can see flames!! Someone had set fire to this poor family's fence. Right near their back door. No fag ends, No matches - just flames !!. So me in a moment of madness thinks 'If i hammer on the door long enough I might wake someone up'. No chance! - ok its midnight, its freezing outside. Who in their right mind is gonna get out of bed to answer the door to a complete stranger. After what felt like ages of banging I gave up. but still it was my civic duty to do something, So I whipped out my own
personal (bladder powered)fire extinguisher and wee'd on the base of fire till it was out. The people in the house will never know that that night their lives were saved by a total stranger, although they might have been aware of a strange urine smell in their back garden.
(the_caretaker, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:54, 2 replies)

You sir
Are a hero.

If only they knew that their life was saved by a penis powered fireman! :P
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:11, closed)

Great fire of London- or not...
The mayor of London, in 1665, supposedly ignored the first reports of the Great Fire with the comment, "A woman could piss it out!". You can, therefore, commend yourself as saving many lives by not allowing a repeat...
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 1:00, closed)