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Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."

Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Scruffism, a dying art?
A few years back at secondary, the accepted school idiot was a lad called Jonathan, ugly enough that our biology teacher quipped, 'I take it one of your parents was a potato.' (I'm pretty sure he got sacked a few months later for racism.) Jonathan was a bit of a retard, and trying to look like a hardnut, crushed up a packet of refreshes, used a ruler to make lines, and then snorted it. A few months later in town with my best mate, we spot mate's dad, a PC on duty. About to say 'Hi', we see him sprint off in the direction of Jonathan who was in the doorway of Cooplands. He was smoking what looked to be the biggest spliff ever, and started running when he saw PC Keith. He sprinted 10 metres then tripped on the curb. Mate's dad took a look at the spliff which turned out to be a lit chicken leg wrapped up in a sheet of newspaper.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 1:21, 4 replies)
a lit chicken leg!
that had me literally choking and spraying tea all over my room while simultaneously crying.

well done
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 1:35, closed)
...chicken leg
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 8:56, closed)
gets a click not for the smoking chickenleg but for 'I take it one of your parents was a potato.'

I must remember that one.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 11:02, closed)
Laughing Out Loud. In that 'hyperventilating' sounding laugh!

great story! Just to see a spack running down the street and tripping on a curb would have been worth the price of addmission!
(, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 16:03, closed)

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