do carpenters
get board at work?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:26, 18 replies)

I once heard
that carpenters like their women flat as a board and never been drilled.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:31, closed)

Nah
They mostly get hammered.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:32, closed)

What?
How wood I know?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:32, closed)

Awl right
Enough with the pins.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:33, closed)

ah
jaysus!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:34, closed)

Plane to see
That's knot going to happen
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:34, closed)

So much so
that they bite their nails.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:39, closed)

They'll often try to find
another Router 'round the problem.

A lot will end up having a few joints to keep them occupied.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:46, closed)

Sorry
But I saw that one coming.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:52, closed)

I'm trying to think of a pun
which will dovetail nicely into this thread. But I can't, so I'll just have to think of what mitre been.

What do you mean I've to butt out?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:54, closed)

Oak -ay
I think that's enough carpentary based punnage. Seriously, some of you must have a screw loose. I'm just pineing for an end to this woodwork based confusion
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:57, closed)

Oh dear
Yew guys!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:02, closed)

Someone
Needs their ash kicking for starting this bad thread.

Whose first for a decking?
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:03, closed)

I knew this post would be trouble
as soon as I saw it
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:05, closed)

Oh the irony
The most boring post of the day gets the most replies.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:07, closed)

Bradawl
is a lovely word.

Bradawl.

BRADAWL.

Sigh... bradawl.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:47, closed)

Or
Granny's tooth.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 15:21, closed)

Or
Bodger
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 19:30, closed)