I once posted myself to work
I got inside a mail bag and remained as still as possible. The boss was amazed the next day when he opened the post and found me suffocated to death in the bag.
(frankspencer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, 2 replies)

Manhandled by the Royal Mail
as you slowly asphyxiate in a bubble-wrap lined sarcophagus... worse ways to go I suppose.
( monkeybananaraffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:46, closed)

That's
how I got my job. I mailed myself to the office and once my boss opened the package, had no choice but to give me a job.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:55, closed)

I tried that once
unfortunately, I had written the wrong address and was thus lost in the post
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:07, closed)