EH?
I simply cannot figure out the logistics of performing such a feat nor the motivation for doing so.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:12, 1 reply)

Presumably
if the cistern is not too far above the bowl of the toilet, and the lid is easily accessible, one could remove it, and placing one's feet carefully over the top lid of the bowl, squat over the exposed cistern.

As for the motivation...I'm as confused as you are...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:19, closed)

oh!
I was imagining one of those cisterns mounted high on the wall... oops. But still, wtf?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:23, closed)

@Empress.
So was I. *laughs*



Still, what a childish thing to do. Not funny.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:37, closed)

grim revelation
I wonder if he ever left work voluntarily, or got sacked regularly, and then visited the loo on his way out the building.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, closed)

I'm guessing the latter
Perhaps sacked for being mental...and a monumental cunt?


This is just a guess, mind...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:58, closed)

But it's an educated guess.
And probably correct.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:03, closed)

I kinda hope
that he wasn't working in B&Q or something. Imagine finding that in the bathroom display section!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:38, closed)

That's exactly why Ikea do things like glue the lids down on their display toilets.
Though if anyone deserves to have a surprise lion bar lurking in their shop, it's Ikea.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 11:52, closed)

Its a bit worrying
That this sort of thing has occured enough times that stores have to take precautions against members of the public shitting in display toilets!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:02, closed)