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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19)
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Best in Breed.Twas the summer hols and myself and Mark (a neighbour) are bored with endless football and cricket, the subbuteo and super striker challenges are complete. and there is not a tree left unclimbed.
Bored.
What would cheer us up?
A puppy.
Where can we get one?
Dunno
Why don't we make one?
Brilliant.
With our rudimentary knowledge of biology we knew that two dogs are needed to make others; and that one has to piggy-back the other for the magic to work.
Five minutes later he has a mangy mongrel and I have Mrs Simms Alsation which I volunteered to walk. We tried to get the alsation to mount the mutt but it was not having it. Soooo - I held the alsation whilst Mark lifted the other one into position and rubbed it back and forth.
Result? No puppy - but a half dead mongrel and me nearly losing a pint of blood.
Footnote - it is rumoured that both dogs were female so it wouldn't have worked anyway.
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:05, 1 reply)
Fucking hell!I'd click this a hundred times if I thought it would do any good!
*click*
*clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick...* (just in case)
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 18:19,
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