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You start off with the best of intentions, but through raging incompetence, ineptitude or the plain fact that you're working in IT, things go terribly wrong and there's hell to pay. Tell us about the epic failures that have brought big ideas to their knees. Or just blame someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:19)
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Growing up in quite a political family
I once had aspirations to form a new political party based on respect and decency for all. A party that would rejoice in our differences, challenge any form of oppression, deliver a new mandate to the people that would deliver economic stability and social justice for all. The days of boom and bust would be relegated to the annals of history. My new party would, by popular consent, abolish racism, sexism, ageism, and any other isms that dared get in the way… I would be the leader. Britain would be GREAT again…

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But then I discovered wanking...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:46, 9 replies)
Sounds like communism
I'm watching you!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:15, closed)
Funny you should say that
As one of my free-floating, generally pissing about filling in time lectures on my degree, I studied radical feminist marxist theory for a term.

I thought it would be a good way to pick up chicks.

It was not a good way to pick up chicks...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:18, closed)
Hmmm...
the women who study that kind of subject are probably lesbians, you didn't stand a chance
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:56, closed)
When I was a student I hate to admit it but I had a scraggy little beardy thing going on
The women on this course put my beard to shame...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:00, closed)
Red-square B3tan is watching you masturbate

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:40, closed)
If I didn't discover masturbation
You'd probably be tied up to a wall somewhere now having my secret police light up your bollocks with electrodes...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:54, closed)
Damn!
...oops...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:55, closed)
*tries to think of an appropriate In Soviet Russia joke*

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 5 Dec 2009, 2:20, closed)
there's a fine line between
wanking and procastination
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 14:35, closed)

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