Not once, but TWICE.
It was my greatest desire to be the biggest bad-ass in the neighborhood. I knew there was only one way to do it- so I built the biggest, most perfect fort ever seen. It was ace! No way for anyone to get in without permission, and from there my friends could go terrorize the neighborhood with impunity. My best friend usually led these attacks, so I could stay behind and safe.

Only thing was, someone leaked out to the other kids in the neighborhood how to get in there, and they trashed the thing. I never found out who it was.

Undaunted I began rebuilding. It took me ages, but finally my fort was up to snuff and I sent out my friends once again. Loads of success- but the same bastards who trashed my last fort were determined to do destroy this one as well. Somehow they got inside and were going about to start, but my best friend and I caught the leader of the bunch. I was just getting ready to take care of him once and for all when my best friend pushed me down a hole and let the kid blow the place all to shit!

Fuck. Shows that you can't even trust your closest friends. I should have let Anakin fry in that lava.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:42, 3 replies)

nicely done

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 9:06, closed)

Click
Nice.
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:32, closed)