Please not again……
Thankfully a couple of replies regarding less well known bands have been posted already so this one wont look too out of place.

A few years back during the summer I had taken a couple of weeks off with my mates and decided to celebrate the hot weather with a day on the lash. The first few places were ok but eventually we ended up in the roughest boozer in town which was also having a live music night with one of its regular acts.

Jesus Christ what a terrible shower of shite that was. When I first walked in we thought that the singer for the group must be in the loo or something as the set they were playing was pure instrumental. I also realised that they must have been playing something that was too modern for my tastes as it sounded as if they were just playing the same tune over and over again. After a good 30 minutes of the same sodding song we realised that the group had no vocalist and the ability to play one sodding song.

Eventually this crappy performance seemed to affect the temperament of a few of the locals and it all kicked off at the bar with one bloke getting a nasty blading. The incident really spooked the hell out of the band on stage who froze…for about a minute or two then carried on with their same sodding musical piece.

Apparently I might be one of the only people who hated the performance as the locals love it so much they are a permanent fixture. I’m just glad that I don’t go out drinking in Mos Eisley that much nowadays the place is a real shithole.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:35, 4 replies)

When all else fails
make a Star Wars reference! :D
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:40, closed)

I spent a while figrin this one out

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:19, closed)

Oh my god
This made me laugh so, so much. I laughed even more when, not long after beginning to laugh, I realised how pathetic I was for
a) getting it
b) having gotten it, finding it THIS funny.

You bastard.
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:01, closed)

LOL

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:33, closed)