Not sure it's worth trying to educate someone whose largely content-free patois seems to be scavenged from the most irritating daytime TV Valley Girl reality shows available to stay-at-home shut-ins.

Wouldn't worry overmuch about the OKCupid thing, either... I suspect half of those doing the moaning met their partners through b3ta, have enjoyed slobbering, ugly coitus at a b4sh, or - in some cases - have been cuckolded at a b4sh by a creepy sex pest.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 12:17, 1 reply)

Wait, I missed this whold OKCupid thing. Is he this guy then?
www.okcupid.com/profile/ringofyre/photos
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:22, closed)

If this is actually what he looks like then I refuse to take anything that he says seriously.
Also I thought that was a dating website, why does it say he's married?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:25, closed)

“Pretty legit”

— Some guy on Yelp
( weaver., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:35, closed)

He explained it before, his wife has spina bifida and he don't like it when she puts out cos she's massively obese and doubly incontinent
That's why he hits on Perths lonely cat ladies to get some behind his old dears back. It's worked once so far, what with his face for radio rugged good looks.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 14:18, closed)

When exactly did I explain it like that Rory?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:29, closed)

I like how all the similar users are described as being "more adventurous".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 15:43, closed)