"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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A guy in my officeIs obviously doing it wrong as he shat on the floor right next to the toilet.
Then today I found a floater with blood on top of it.
The people in my office are weird.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:27, 3 replies)
It's only weird if......you laminate the bloodied turd for use as a paperweight.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:44, closed)
Sure it wasn't a bit of red pepper?One time I did a crap and there was a long stringy bit of red stuff coming out of it. I was terrified I'd shat out my intestines and screamed for my mother. It was a bit of red pepper skin.
I was young, but not so young that it's not embarrassing.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:35, closed)
If it's fresh bloodthe shitter probably has haemorrhoids. It's the dark black blood you need to worry about, as that signifies bleeding further up the bowel.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:36,
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