"You're doing it wrong"
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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Imaginary words
Going through a training rota in the office for a few weeks I was being completely re-trained up on an existing product as I had long-term leave (due to a previous QOTW answer in me profile, bum fun ahoy :p). Was forced to be re-trained with a new group of agents who were nice enough.
One however was a bit docile, and mental to boot. She looked like if Wallace and Gromit's Were-Rabbit wore glasses, and was always a bit angry too.
One afternoon even the trainer was bored with the constant workload so he said to a few of us "Fuck this, anyone want to play wabble or something?" (Wabble is an online Scrabble site btw) I said yup, plus the Were-Rabbit decided to join in too. Fucking hell she was shite. Me and the trainer were rushing ahead while she was struggling with 3 letter words.
It kind of got a bit bad though when she turned around to us and asked "Is HUGED a word?" (pronounced huge-d). I royally pissed myself laughing then put on my best Pride and Prejudice accent and said "Mr Darcy climbed down from his mount. He huged before me" and eventually she had gained the nickname of "Mrs Huged".
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:41, 1 reply)
Going through a training rota in the office for a few weeks I was being completely re-trained up on an existing product as I had long-term leave (due to a previous QOTW answer in me profile, bum fun ahoy :p). Was forced to be re-trained with a new group of agents who were nice enough.
One however was a bit docile, and mental to boot. She looked like if Wallace and Gromit's Were-Rabbit wore glasses, and was always a bit angry too.
One afternoon even the trainer was bored with the constant workload so he said to a few of us "Fuck this, anyone want to play wabble or something?" (Wabble is an online Scrabble site btw) I said yup, plus the Were-Rabbit decided to join in too. Fucking hell she was shite. Me and the trainer were rushing ahead while she was struggling with 3 letter words.
It kind of got a bit bad though when she turned around to us and asked "Is HUGED a word?" (pronounced huge-d). I royally pissed myself laughing then put on my best Pride and Prejudice accent and said "Mr Darcy climbed down from his mount. He huged before me" and eventually she had gained the nickname of "Mrs Huged".
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:41, 1 reply)
Well!
I certainly hope you've learnt to be better behaved since then!
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:19, closed)
I certainly hope you've learnt to be better behaved since then!
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:19, closed)
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