"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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Bitter shandyWhen i was first hired as an illustrious seller of fine alcoholic beverages , i was shit.
I'm talking too much head (on the beer you dirty devil) ,no eye contact ,till confusion.
Well as any bar tender worth there salt will tell you , any smooth bitter when mixed with anything fizzy with froth up like so many rabies infected hamsters.
To conteract this i kept a spoon on the bar to beat the lemonade flat before pouring in the smooth bitter.
There is a nozzle on the tap which make the bitter "smooth" basically mixing it up.
I was shown one day that you could remove this to pour the perfect bitter shandy with no beating required.
My jaw dropped and the world turned on its head ,because you see ladies and gentlemen i just realised that i was actually listening to my co-worker , instead of staring at her massive clevage.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 3:58, 2 replies)
must say it...pics or it didn't happen ^_^
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:10, closed)
my camera broke once.how will you believe me.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:09, closed)
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