
Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
( , Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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Nobody is exempt from making silly mistakes right?
Well I was driving down the street the other day when I saw what appeared to be a large heavy gentlemen dealing the MASSIVE DRUGS, did I mention that this is right around the corner from the local primary school? Well that was his first mistake.
I revved up the engine on my HONDA CIVIC and drove right over there, I wanted to pin him against the wall but I missed and just drove mostly into the wall. But then I got out and roundhouse kicked what was apparently his PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE out of his hand. Though it turns out he wasnt a drug dealer he was a policeman and I got arrested, but the jokes on them because when I got out I went back to my MINGING GIRLFRIENDS house and played xbox all night with TOTACH.
Apologies for shortness.
Your all gay.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:14, 7 replies)

And *click* for hilarious Dutch-like use of the definite article.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:20, closed)

then run over by an accord, then done again then yawn
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:21, closed)

You fail hugely. Both at getting your memes right AND for even thinking of buying a Civic.
Honda Accords, baby. They're where it's at. You're not a real man unless you've got a new Accord.
Honda.
Yeah.
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:12, closed)

"but I missed and just drove mostly into the wall" just made me laugh like a mong
( , Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:56, closed)
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