"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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Melons!Apparently your not meant to eat the skin but I really quite like it, gives you more of an oral workout than an apple so maybe you should start to eat it to....pansies
P.S. I keep getting told that writing on the back of my hand will give me ink poisoning, ten years on and I don't bleed the stuff and my wangle hasn't turned into a BIC biro, I think my point is proven.
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do you eat the nipples too?(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:12, closed)
FIRE...Giant boob nipple gun
HA!
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My Mum claimed the same thingabout writing on my hand.
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Your skin won't easily absorb ink, it's oil-based.So unless you habitually lick it off afterwards, the chances of being poisoned by writing on the back of your hand are low.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 3:33,
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