Last one tonight:
One of my friends and I were chatting on FB for a while, and she started talking about cooking. A lot. Asking me what recipes I liked, how much I baked, and so on. I couldn't work out why, since I'd never really said I bake (I'm a cookie person at best.)

Turns out that she saw my homepage and read it as Devian Tart. She thought it was like some kind of danish. **facepalm**
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:45, 4 replies)

Facepalm moment
Are you Deviant Art?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:52, closed)

I'm on deviantart, yeah
I do wonder if there's some kind of delicious confection society campaigning for the name now, though.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 0:55, closed)

I loved Deviant Art
Was working on something for it, but the last few times i tried to get on there i wouldnt allow me :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 1:08, closed)

She couldn't have been a real Facebook user.
Unless she then suggested invading Denmark to aid the ultimate victory of the Aryan master race.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 1:43, closed)