Swimming pool disaster...
I'd heard that the local swimming pool was a good place to pick-up ladies and mentioned to a friend of mine that I was going to give it a go.
"If you really want to impress them," he advised, "stick a decent sized potato down your Speedos - never fails."
So I did - and got laughed out of the pool!
As I fled back to the changing rooms I bumped into my so-called friend.
"You and your crazy ideas - everybody's laughing at me!" I yelled.
"You're supposed to put the potato down the FRONT of your trunks." he replied.
(minimalist ..., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:32, 6 replies)

Ah the old ones....

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:10, closed)

I figure that...
...given enough time, they become new again.

Besides, this one always makes me laugh (y.m.m.v.)
(minimalist ..., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:47, closed)

25 years ago
was when I last LOLed to this one ...
(Biff..., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:43, closed)

This......
is truly hilarious! I actually LOL'd! I didn't even think LOL was a real thing, but I really did just LOL at this!
It's posts like this that keep me reading the endless pages of drivel on here. For the tiny nuggets of purest funny like this!
I'm still laughing to myself a good 15 minutes later.
Also, you know how sometimes a memory will make you laugh and people think you're a retard? Yep! That'll be me tomorrow!
Clickedy Click!
( user_names_suck, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 1:11, closed)

Thank you...
...but you do know this isn't a true story don't you?
It's just a joke, and quite an old one at that.
But it is, imho, a very funny one. I can laugh for days just thinking about it.

:-D
(minimalist ..., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:04, closed)

We know a song about that, don't we...
www.esnips.com/doc/e4c391ed-9e30-4dfd-b820-682bb48a7435/Kevin-Bloody-Wilson---The-Potato-Song

Kevin Bloody Wilson - the Potato Song :)
(Payload, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:45, closed)