? two years ?
Nothing will happen if you sit on the sofa.

Join a club - join many clubs - join any sort of clubs. Practice walking up to woman and staying “Hello”. When in a book shop start up a conversation about nothing and move on. Practice this. Don’t worry about being creepy. You’ve only asked about a book.
Longer conversations with woman - Some of them are dull; but everyone of them as at least one thing you'll find interesting as much as they do. Find out what that is and get them to talk about it. Don’t talk about depressing things like work. Change that subject.

You'll fail a lot. Keep going. You’ve only been wanking full time for 2 years. Forget about that. Fail hard. See how hard you can fail. Then try not to fail. A little bit of fail will not seem that bad after a big fail. Tell them why you are talking to them. Just to find out what happens.
Say “I’ve been on my own for two years and I following the advice of some prick that posted a lot of grammatically incorrect shite on to a message board. Apparently he says if I find a nice woman she’ll talk to me and if a girl if nasty back to me then I didn’t really want to spend time talking to her anyway.”

Don't think about fucking them. You've not talked to enough of them to make that judgement. You’re clueless. The first 200 conversations don’t count.
If they want - they'll fuck you. You don’t have a choice. Move on and do this more. Get to know what you’re looking for If you see a woman across a bar and feel nervous take that as your que to feel compelled to talk to them, like nothing else matters.

Stop all the things you've been doing and try something new.

Ask a female friend if there is anything wrong. Maybe your X is Y and just don’t know it. After two years of wanking your motivation and reason to change your X of Y is easy.

Change your nasal voice with singing lessons – learn to sing – learn to use your voice to talk to people. Learn to listen to people and say the same shite back to them – they like that.

Get confidence, Enjoy a good wank, get out of the house.


There.
(waxdart hello., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:07, 1 reply)

Sounds good.
What sort of wages are you offering?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 0:04, closed)

?

(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:27, closed)

You can't expect any right-thinking folk to do all that shit for free.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:59, closed)