"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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Childhood confusionWhen staying the night at a friend's house (in what is now seemingly universally known as a 'sleepover', but I refuse to bow to that pressure for fear of turning spontaneously into one of the Olsen twins) I was confused by their toilet. It had the tiniest seat I'd ever seen and I struggled to fit my arse into it. Gingerly perching myself on top of it I just managed to get one and a half cheeks in and squeeze a big turd through the middle, barely grazing the sides. Vaguely wondering how the adults managed, I returned to the Star Wars toys.
It wasn't until years later I realised they had a removable booster seat for the use of my friend's toddler brother.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 23:11,
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