ChristmasTis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.
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I don't do a family Christmas anymore. we never really did anything extravagant when I was a kid.Now I live in Manchester Im less inclined to travel home.
Last time there was a half arsed dinner with some sort of orange flavoured chicken and tinned veg (I know).
Father stayed on the internet. Mother sat leafing through puzzle books and the BBC news channel played in the background.
I booked into a hotel on Boxing Day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 11:32,
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Dickens would find this a bit bleak.Still, you could invite them to yours and show them how it's done.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 12:30,
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Can't you just get hammered and watch BBC1 without talking to each other like a normal family?(, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 12:50, closed)
Ladies and Gentlemen - the B3TA blueprint(, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 15:32, closed)
sounds proper shit.they probably are just depressed because their son is a chutney
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Dec 2015, 18:10,
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more ashamed than depressed, I reckon(, Fri 18 Dec 2015, 21:59, closed)
Sounds bloody marvellous to meYou didn't have to cook, nor converse in any way whatsoever.
Bliss.
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