Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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Theatrically dumped.Took my family to see my girlfriend's production of A Midsummer Nights Dream.
As we approached the ticket stand she saw us and ran towards me. My parents smiled approvingly with every bounce in her step, as did my grandparents.
Perhaps no-one expected her to bounce past us, wrap her arms around the lead actor and french kiss him - tongues flapping like two boxes of trawled trout being pressed together.
Explaining to Grandma that it wasn't actually part of the play was what hurt more.
"Then why did she do it?"
*sigh*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:02, Reply)
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