Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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lesbian adventuresAfter months of constantly (jokingly) trying to encourage my gf to have a threesome to explore her bisexual side, I was suddenly dumped with the usual "its just not working" type line.
A few months later she gave me a ring asking if one of my mates was gay, and when asking her why she said "oh I just saw him in a gay club in town". So I asked her why she was in there - I obviously encouraged the gay thing a bit too much because I'd been dumped for a butch lesbian. Shes still with her now, and "I turned a girl gay once" is always a brilliant line for awkward silences!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:03, Reply)
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