Oh, man.
Well, I had recently gotten my degree and returned home to start looking for a job. While I was working at Best Buy, I chanced to run across an old friend from high school. He gave me his number, but I didn't call until a few months later when I got his wife, who informed me that they were having a divorce and he had already moved out.

But then we began chatting, and I had a nice catch up with the guys ex-wife (whom I also knew from high school, but only vaguely). I called again a few nights later and things became friendlier. Soon I was dating this woman, and a while later, we were.. something of an item.

So one evening, I was over and things were intimate (ahem), and I heard a loud noise outside the window. We go outside and we see my old friend running away. He had left ex-wife a lengthy note on her car, and one for me that read simply 'BASTARD'.

Apparently, he had had second thoughts about the whole divorce thing, came over, noticed my car in the drive, snuck in and watched us through the window and was very disturbed by the sight of his not-yet-divorced spouse wearing a sexy bondage costume and eagerly engaging in certain naawty oral activities with me. He watched the entire thing from start to finish. I'm still somewhat horrified by this.

And I have to admit that I was disturbed enough by the whole incident later that we ended up breaking up over it. The next morning.

So thats my tale.
(the_never, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:55, Reply)