Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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Secret Lesbian OutedI was seeing this girl when I was at college.
One night we were having a chat about stuff:
Her: Have you ever thought about, y'know, going with a man?
Me: Nahhh... doesn't float my boat...
(Silence)
Me: Have you ever thought about going with a girl?
Her: OH YEAH!....
And with that, the floodgates were removed. She'd been fanatasing for ages and asked would I be up for arranging a threesome with her mate, so she can try it out. "Oh, alright, if you like" I said trying to contain my shaky voice.
The next week, sure enough, the three of us burst through the flat door - drunk as monkeys - and start kissing and stuff. It progresses to the bedroom, where the three of us get down to it. Except, it's more the two of them, and me.
The next day, we're at a party and I'm getting tired. "Do you want to go home?" I asked my girlfriend.
"OH MY GOD! You are totally crowding me - controlling me - I don't think this is going to work out. I'm sorry. It's over"
F**k me, that came from nowhere.
They are still together, just the two of them. Still, the memories still provide good wanking material.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:52, Reply)
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