Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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May the best man sin.Saw a girl at University once. She'd just split up with her boyfriend of several years and I wasn't kidding myself by thinking we were going to last.
Now here's the dictionary definition of a lucky escape:
She dumped me. They got back together. I met him at the university ball thinking "fair enough, just hope he's a nice guy."
He was so dull my mind turned inside out.
Dumping me, for HIM?
I then mentioned a birthmark she had in a rather intimate place to ignite an interesting response.
His reaction?
"Yes, it's nice isn't it?"
He made the music of Phil Collins seem fascinating.
Years later, at a reunion talking with the girls, it transpired that he then went to America. He met lots of men. LOTS of men. And didn't come back. To women.
She has also turned into a scary bunny boiler.
*Smiles winningly*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:06, Reply)
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