Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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Fastest put down in history?Once chatted up a woman at an aftershow party.
Me: So are you seeing anyone?
Her: Actually, I'm married.
Me: Oh... (Thinks)... Happily?
Fastest ever put down went like this at a barbecue gathering. I walked up to her and said:
Me: Hi.
Her: (Points immediately) That's my husband.
No "Hello, I'm Mrs such and such" or anything.
TOLD.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:10, Reply)
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