Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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First ever girlfriendI was 12, she was 11. Strange girl, wouldn't do anything with me until after I'd done whatever it was with her rather attractive mate Penny first. Not that I had any problems with this condition of our relationship...anyway...
Sitting home watching TV, about a month in, and she comes storming through the back door, screams "You fucking cheating wanker - you are so fucking dumped" before storming out the front door. 30 seconds later, she storms back in the back door and say "And I don't mean with fucking Penny either" before again storming off through the front door
Having not the first idea what the fuck she was on about, I sat with a slightly bewildered look for about 30 seconds before shrugging my shoulders and going back to the TV.
About 5 minutes later, Penny comes in the back door, a lot calmer than my apparently-now-ex.
"Is it true?"
"Is what true?"
"That you've been shagging some other girl"
"Not as far as I'm aware"
I don't really remember how the conversation progressed from this point, but it did end up with me losing my virginity to my new ex's best mate.
I've never had a dump since that matched up to that one :-)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:55, Reply)
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