Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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Dog FoodI started seeing a girl who had chased me all through college... she was such a sweet girl... wrote me poems etc... lovely... turns out in the cold light of day she was complete sex starved mental case...
She dumped me saying that during our time together, some other bloke she was shagging behind my back had pissed her off and that she was sick of men and therefore dumping me...
I then got my revenge by telling anyone that would listen that she had a minge that smelt like marrowbone jelly...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:29, Reply)
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