Top hat, monocle and silk gloves?
I hope you'll remember your manners after completion.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)

Now THAT
is one hell of a coincedence (see my post above)
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

Its not coincidence
Its mind-pissage
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

Or she's having a butler or chambermaid do it for her?

( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

I did think of this as it goes
"jeeves! JEEEEEEVES! one has the horn. Perhaps you would be so good as to attend to my fragrant ladygarden post-haste. Fingers and tops, if you will"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)