Because I'm dropping clots
so there's no way I'm touching myself with bare hands.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)

Turn the glove inside out afterwards and poach it for fifteen minutes.
Free black pudding!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)

but
don't you need lard as well ?
(Yellow Car is now red, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:42, archived)

pffft
Nice one
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)

You, my dear
have all the class
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:30, archived)

Wuss,
it's only blood.
Well, haemorrhaged uterus lining, anyway.
Lu eats black pudding and she's a vulcan.

Edit: always a pleasure :)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:31, archived)

pffffft
tea/TFT interface, you CAAAANT..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:32, archived)

You ever tried
scrubbing filthy menstrual treacle smell off your hands?
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:34, archived)

Oh yes
and it's a fuck sight harder to get it out of your pubes and off your ballsack, missy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

This is why I use immac.
and am castrated
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)

^ this

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

Yes.
Although rather scrubbing sucking.

/sharing friday
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

This.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)