You are Sergeant Hartman
and I claim my seven six two millimeter full metal jacket.
(Marwood, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:22, archived)

"Looks to me like the best part of you
ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a stain on the matress!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)