I'm sorry, I've just come

( Hankster, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:17, archived)

over a little queer?


*makes wanking gestures*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:18, archived)

wipe it up
and apologise to the little queer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:18, archived)

Don't apologise, just clean it up.
*passes tissues*
( Comma, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:18, archived)

you're sorry?
well you could at least reach round and finish me off
( rob, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:19, archived)

*trombones*

( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:21, archived)

Your stuff's almost finished.
Fucksocks.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)

Hurrah!
You know you aren't getting paid, right?
Or a credit?

(Actually, might be able to sort you out with a credit... And a copy of the thing if you want it.)
( TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:28, archived)

A credit would do
but don't go daft over it.

Actually, lots of beer and fags would be better.
( furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:33, archived)

You are Sergeant Hartman
and I claim my seven six two millimeter full metal jacket.
(Marwood, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:22, archived)

"Looks to me like the best part of you
ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a stain on the matress!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

Hoorah
Oh, and have you ever tried doing fake orgasmic moaning into someone's face with your eyes wide open? It is the most hilariously disconcerting thing ever.
( Malchick, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:20, archived)

I hope we never meet
or meat
( Deebster, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:23, archived)

Are you going to the Manchester Superbash?

( Malchick, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:26, archived)

I'd like to
I am incapable of planning that far ahead though.

Are you and your brother planning to attend then?
( Deebster, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:29, archived)

We are indeed
/still slightly worried about own age, but will hang around in Miss Wallis's circle* to make self more comfortable.

*indeed
( Malchick, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:31, archived)

Will you fight
like you do in your behind-the-scenes video?
( Deebster, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:33, archived)

Probably

( Malchick, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:33, archived)

No.
But I'm willing to try it if you are.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)

*tries it with nearest minion*
yup ... it is rather
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Aug 2004, 16:25, archived)