Torture. Child abuse. Corruption. Murder. Indoctrination. Genocide.
And some really nifty frocks and hats.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:03, archived)

don't forget the
alcohol and confessions. I was always very jealous of my Catholic family when I was little now I don't envy them in the slightest
( flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)

Please don't forget : gender inequality
I wanna be the Pope! (I can't I'm jewish)
(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:08, archived)

Jebus was a Jew.
There's hope for you yet.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)

Women aren't real people.
And neither are Jews.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)

If there was nothing wrong with the Jews,
why does nobody else like them?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1234657
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:22, archived)

gee, you're just a barrel of PC-ness aren't you?
you aren't meant to SAY things like that...

;)

(jews are lovely people. you just don't know us)
(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, me.

*wipes tear from eye*

That's the funniest thing I've seen on here all day.
Here, have this "Person Who Least Knows Dr. Shambolic Award"
*awards*

Sorry love, can I direct you towards http://www.muddyclay.com/images/trebor.jpg ?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:29, archived)

Dog darn it. actually clicked on that. like a FOO
(joo)
(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:31, archived)

Sorry.
I've fixed the link now, try again.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:33, archived)

bastard! you got me again!
i'll have the prize for the silliest moo/foo/joo
(Umoya Eleven not mad. escher-esque, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 15:37, archived)