I demand that we get a fat bloke to play Mykey
and he shall sing songs about persecuting jews, women, darkies, and the poor. He will then drown in the sodden mattress of a liberal bed-wetter.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)

teehee

(fossa, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

You are too demanding.
I bet you're rubbish and selfish in bed.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

Michael Carroll
the lottery winner, he'll be skint soon enough.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

Please allow me
to be the first to offer my piss-soaked bed
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)

To the tune of the Stones' sympathy for the devil?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)