Norks, norks norks
to the tune of Boys Boys Boys by the big titted bird from forin parts.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)

A bloke at school got caught by his mum having a tug to
that video. He made the huge mistake of telling somebody in his class and fro the last two years of school, the entire student population called him 'Sabrina' in honour of the incident.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

noooo
More More More by whoever it was what done it
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

In the midnight hour
she cried NORKS! NORKS! NORKS!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)