Only the poor live in Teeside.
Shouldn't you be out defrauding us taxpayers in new and inventive ways?
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:41, archived)

I am not poor!
But I wasn't born here...
( bloobloo, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:52, archived)