I think you'll find that
alcohol, can in fact kill your baby. see: multiple jokes about gin.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:43, archived)

Why did the gin cross the road?
To kill babies.
( Comma, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:45, archived)

A baby walks into a bar,
and drinks some gin and dies.
( stevierar, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:46, archived)

what did the baby say to the gin?

Nothing, it drank it and died.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:50, archived)

How many bottles of gin can you fit up a dead baby's cunt?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:51, archived)

I don't know
but I'll have the answer to you by five o'clock.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:52, archived)

a english baby, an irish baby, and a scottish baby,
they all drank gin and died
( stevierar, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:51, archived)

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two - one to change the lightbulb, one to drink gin and die. In agony.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 11:51, archived)