I've just got home from work...
So here's the...Caller Of The Night!
*fanfares*

Young lady calls at 1:30am presenting dental pain and demanding that I arrange an emergency dental appointment right now. Not aking, DEMANDING.

I regretfuly inform her that there is no dental provision in her area until 9am.

She replies with "Eat my rancid fishy cunt, you cocksucker" and terminates the call.

I love my job.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:09, archived)

Pfft!
the british public eh, don't you just love them?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:10, archived)

So...
Did you eat it?
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:12, archived)

It would have been rude not to after being asked so nicely.
*wipes batter from chin*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:13, archived)

*sniffs*
Wow that is fishy innit!
*looks closer*
I think you still have a maggot stuck in your teeth.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:17, archived)

That's not a maggot
it's the head off a pustule.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:21, archived)

Well,
I hope you are going to share
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:24, archived)

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:24, archived)

First thread to make me queasy all day
Congratulations
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:32, archived)

i'm sure there'll be another one along in a minute

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:47, archived)

Like
going down on this?
Or...
doing this? NSFW
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:51, archived)

oh christ on a pogo stick
is she still not dead?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 3:53, archived)

AHHHHHHHHH!
TOO YELLOW!
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 4:13, archived)